The priest is wearing a swimming suit and sunglasses
The bride looks awful in a long, shrill, neon yellow night gown
The groom looks funny in his favorite scuba-diving equipment
The bride's grandma looks younger in her daughter's wedding dress
The bridegroom's father is wearing a McDonalds uniform
The bride's mother-in-law looks sad in her Little Mermaid cosplay
The groom's twin brother looks like a girl in his Scottish Kilt
The best man seems to feel good in his colorful feather coat
And I seem to be the only boring one here, in a long, floral dress!!
Sper ca te-am ajutat!!